January 2009
4 posts
Overheard
“Tomorrow may never come.”
-Mover clearing out office space in NBC building
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It is roughly 140 paces to the fax machine/copier. I calculated each round trip to be slightly more than .1 miles.
It is 80 paces to the women’s restroom.
It would take 10 trips to the fax machine, or less than that with a few trips to the ladies’ room mixed in, to walk 1 mile.
The point is, the fax machine, copier, and restroom are really fucking far away, relatively speaking.
I’m sorry, 25 years old? Is that in dicephalus twin years?
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Albert/son
Last night in the paper towel aisle, a woman was crouching down to my right, comparing paper towel prices.
Without looking up, she said, “You know, with you standing there I just can’t think straight.”
Valid. But was she talking to me… or to (who appeared to be) her tweenage son leaning on a shopping cart nearby? Either way….
Shortly thereafter I stood in the...